the state of things as of right now:
(large inhale)
MY CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT PLAYING THEM RIGHT!!
I FIND MYSELF BACK BEFORE THE CHESSBOARD AND WATCH THIS NOW I'VE GOTTA PLAY BLACKJACK TOO AND YKW? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO PLAY BLACKJACK. THE CHESS BATTLE RETURNS AND ADVANCES AND WITH IT I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF CARDS AND THEY ARE ALL TRANSIENT AND SHIFTING IN MY HANDS AND I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO DEAL WITH THEM.
SUDOKUS ARE GREAT. NUMBERS. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED A MINIMUM OF 17 GIVEN DIGITS FOR A SUDOKU TO HAVE ONE SINGLE VIABLE SOLUTION.
BUT GOD!! MY CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE LESS OF AN UNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION THAN I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT I DID AND EVEN THEN I KNEW THAT I KNEW NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL!! I DID NOT PREVIOUSLY CONSIDER THAT PEOPLE COULD BE INTELLIGENT AND LEARN INTELLIGENT LESSONS BECAUSE I AM A NONINTELLIGENT PERSON WHO DOES NOT LEARN INTELLIGENT LESSONS!!
Update as of 03/22/2026: I find it quite funny that you just taught me some card games
Update as of 03/29/2026: Okay, you just HAD to turn everything on its goddamn head. If I end up running up this goddamn hill at 7PM for ANOTHER summer, I think I'll lose my mind. But I'll definitely lose my mind if I DON'T end up doing that.
I'm sitting on the table. Every time I try to slap my hand down you get there first. I can't get even a plausible read on you and it's making me go insane.